These are tough economic times for many. When I think of the traditional 'squatter' I can't help but envision some transient that moves from abandoned house to abandoned house. But not the 2010 version. Not when you can get the locks changed on a vacant bank-owned $3.2M West of Market Kirkland home that is staged with $80,000 worth of furniture. Just bring your boyfriend, settle in your children in and relax- who will notice?
Apparently people DID notice after a locksmith opened up the home and 'no trespassing' signs began going up. When police arrived on the scene, the alleged squatters said they owned the home and produced some insurance papers and stated they had paid money to their broker. This isn't the first time this brilliant plan has been cooked up. Check out this website (whoa Nelly!). The occupants may have later stated that they did not pay the broker anything and ever-so-kindly let the staging company have their furniture back. But they are staying put. There is no Purchase of Sale agreement and none of the documentation provided seems to have been recorded.
It sounds like the strategy is that if you occupy something that isn't yours, then you can assume ownership of it. And we're not talking about a fence line or an adverse possession claim. This does sound a lot like my five year old's philosophy on many things, but in my grown-up mind these folks are simple intruders. I guess if you're going try something this nuts, you might as well go big?! The whole convoluted story to the PD over the weekend (this is now a civil matter) was just to buy time so that they could go down to the courthouse on Monday and state they have a 'vested interest' in the home because they are occupying the house. The bank that owns the house served an eviction notice last night and they have 3 days to vacate. The lesson here is if you own or live by a vacant home be sure to check on it often. And keep in mind that just because we are losing our bottom lines doesn't mean we have to lose our ethics too.
By the way, WA state has very liberal laws to protect occupants, but this is most commonly seen with renters that stop paying. So, either these guys wait around for some sort of legal loophole pipe dream that will gum up our court system for months before facing prosecution or (if I were in their shoes) maybe they just disappear in the middle of the night. Where to next, honey? I think I saw a fabulous place for sale in Medina.









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